Getting to the end of my run this Christmas Eve, I was getting quite tired. I wiggled my way into this chimney that I thought was too tight, but then tumbled my sorry ass to the bottom. When I shook the cobwebs loose, I spotted this gorgeous blonde lying on the couch. Obviously she was trying to sneak a peek at Santa, but I came too late. Well, there was no use in wasting this opportunity when I can come right now, right? So I slid my dick out and passed it between her lips. But when she woke up, she was pissed! I tried to run out, but I was too tired, and had one too many cookies. She caught up with me, grabbed me by the hips, and with one thrust I felt something throbbing deep inside of me. What the fuck was that? Oh shit, this beautiful big-titted babe has a cock! I fought it for a minute, but then it felt so good, and Mrs. Claus never fucked me like that. She filled my ass with her dick, and then made me suck her off before I got to pound her pudding as well. We both came together, and I was rejuvenated for the rest of the night. I hope I gave her what she really wanted for Christmas! Ho ho ho!
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Nothing thrilled me quite like robbing banks. And I was so good at it that I never got caught. That is, until the new sheriff showed up in town. I thought I was going to make a clean getaway, but she booked me quicker than a hiccup. It was uncomfortable enough being in that dingy cell, so when she invited me out for some fun, I was all for it. I definitely got more than I bargained for though when I was laying there on the desk with a mouth full of the biggest cock I had ever seen. She was moaning in ecstasy, and wore out my mouth before sliding her meat pole right in my ass. She fucked me hard, and gave me a great handjob so that we would cum at the same time, and then left me there to collect my thoughts about what happened. I think I'll be robbing more banks soon enough.
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